MUFFIN MAN IS THE DOP (DEPENDS-UPON PARTY) CANDIDATE.

RELOCATION OFFICER GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW EXPLAINS HOW STORE OWNERS WILL HAVE CHOICES:

A RUMOR IS CIRCULATING THAT M. MAN’S REAL MOTIVATION FOR ALPHABETICAL ARRANGEMENT OF SHOPS IS THAT HIS SHOP,  DONUT HOLE, WILL SIT NEXT TO MAE PULLHAM, DENTIST.

MUFFIN MAN WAS BORN IN 1961.  HE LIVED IN LOOPYVILLE, CA, U.S.A. UNTIL HE ATTENDED DONUT HOLE COLLEGE WHERE HE RECEIVED A DOUBLE DEGREE IN “MASTERING THE ART OF ROUNDING REMAINING DOUGH FROM A DONUT” AND “WINNING IN POLITICS.”