Chocolate, COP, Dr. Long, Keith M. Caged, Mayoral Race, Me-Jane, SLOP, Ulric Utter, Winnie Writer
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ULRIC UTTER AND KEITH M. CAGED HAVE NASAL CONGESTION!

ULRIC UTTER TISSUE
ULRIC UTTER USED 23 BOXES OF TISSUE SINCE ATTACK!

ULRIC UTTER, SLOP (SPEAK-LOVINGLY-ONLY-PARTY) CANDIDATE RECOVERING SLOWLY FROM ON AND OFF SOBBING!

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DR. LONG EXPLAINS: “When I was a child, my sister said, ‘Nah nah boo boo,’ to me. That was the 2nd reason I went into Oppressive Word Therapy.”

“Repulsive,” “nasty,” and “loser” were the words that sent Ulric Utter into despair. According to Dr. Long, oppressive word therapist, “If Ulric Utter had heard one more unpleasant word, such as ‘stinky,’ he probably would have used 24 boxes of tissue!”

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ME-JANE, COP (CHOCOLATE-ONLY PARTY) MAYORAL CANDIDATE.

ME-JANE WILL REPLACE KEITH M. CAGED AS CHOCOLATE TEST-TASTER!

Due to a cold, Caged, East Border Patrol Guard, has stopped tasting chocolate and will not be able to find the culprit who bit into all of Me-Jane’s stash.

WINNIE WRITER CONGESTIONER
WINNIE WRITER, CONGESTIONER AND OWNER OF HAYES, THE HORSE, TREATED UTTER AND CAGED FOR STUFFY NOSES.
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