ULRIC UTTER, SLOP (SPEAK-LOVINGLY-ONLY-PARTY) CANDIDATE RECOVERING SLOWLY FROM ON AND OFF SOBBING!
“Repulsive,” “nasty,” and “loser” were the words that sent Ulric Utter into despair. According to Dr. Long, oppressive word therapist, “If Ulric Utter had heard one more unpleasant word, such as ‘stinky,’ he probably would have used 24 boxes of tissue!”
ME-JANE WILL REPLACE KEITH M. CAGED AS CHOCOLATE TEST-TASTER!
Due to a cold, Caged, East Border Patrol Guard, has stopped tasting chocolate and will not be able to find the culprit who bit into all of Me-Jane’s stash.