CAGED AND CATCHEM ARE OVERWORKED!
A retired guard, name unknown as of this printing, who trained at Maze University in Lafayette, CA , U.S.A.will arrive in a few days to assist Keith M. Caged and Will Catchem in an expanding scene of mystery and chaos. Caged teaches “Leaving Teddy Behind” at La Sensitivity Training.”
BEGINNING A SERIES TO INTRODUCE ATHOL’S RESIDENTS.
CEO, president of La Bank and Pest Control Company, left home at age 15 after winning the Miss Fast and Easy Grocers Mart Pageant in Miraculous, MO. At age 16 she played the lead in a TV drama about a young woman who becomes addicted to her job in a glue factory and refuses to go home after hours.
She is married to Husband of CEO, Owner of La House of Hole Detection and professor at School of Holeology where he teaches, “Poetry and its influence on hole design.”
UP-TO-DATE RESULTS OF GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW’S WRITING TEST:
PEOPLE WHO HAVE PASSED ASKEW’S WRITING TEST: Gramps #3924, Winnie Writer. PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO BE TESTED: Me-Jane.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 