SONNY CECIL OBJECTS TO USE OF “UNPLEASANT ENGLISH,” A TERM CREATED BY ULRIC UTTER. Yesterday’s newsflash used “Unpleasant English” to describe Me-Jane’s reaction to Gunhilda Slightly Askew’s request to stay off chocolate for 24 hrs.
CECIL ACCUSES ULRIC UTTER OF CENSORSHIP!
In an interview, Cecil, owner of La Seniors Fun and Frolic Club, shouted a litany of bad words at Ulric Utter, founder of Anti-V Words and Anti-S Words Institute.
ULRIC UTTER FAINTS. Utter, SLOP (Speak-Lovingly-Only Party) candidate for mayor of Athol, was rushed to Dr. Long for medical care. Utter appears to be in stable condition.