VOLUNTEER RETURNS UNSCATHED FROM BLACK HOLE!

SONNY CECIL IT WAS DARK IN THERE
AT AGE SIX, CECIL CAMPAIGNED TO PUT HIS SISTER ON THE U.S. 4 CENT STAMP.

His hair swept sideways, his smile lopsided, obvious consequences from gravity pull, Sonny Cecil put aside his wilted raspberry and pear salad dinner provided by Yon Wonder to give an update on operations.

Asked about the rescue mission, “It’s going good, really good!  Lot’s of yummy food and Elsie What-When brought us all sorts of cool games to play.”  What-When is the POP (Promise-to-Keep-Our-Promise) candidate for mayor.

HUGH BIKE MAN YOU GO FIRST
HUGH BIKE MAN LEADS THE BLACK HOLE RESCUE

“Of course, Hugh Bike Man is the leader … a real hero.”