Anti-V and Anti-S Words Institute, Census Taker and Handwriting Analyst, Gunhilda Askew, Muffin Man, Ulric Utter
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GUNHILDA S. ASKEW REVEALS HER MIDDLE NAME: SLIGHTLY

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GUNHILDA ASKEW

“SLIGHT” CAN BE AN UNPLEASANT WORD,  BUT “SLIGHTLY” IS ACCEPTABLE, SAYS ULRIC UDDER.

ULRIC UDDER'S FIRST WORDS
ULRIC UDDER’S FIRST WORD WAS “THANK,” SECOND WORD WAS “YOU”

Udder, SLOP candidate for mayor and founder of  Anti-V and Anti-S Words Institute, was the recent target of a call from an anonymous person who yelled a litany of unpleasant words, including “nasty,” “repulsive, and “loser.” 

ASKEW WILL TAKE CENSUS, ANALYSE HANDWRITING, AND KEEP INVENTORY OF BROWN SHOE LACES .