MAE PULLHAM, ATHOL DENTIST AND FRIEND OF MUFFIN MAN, SAID “HE DIDN’T OWN BROWN SHOES.”
Ms. Pullham is the niece of Will Pullman, the first dentist to recite Beowulf while extracting a full set of teeth.
DID MUFFIN MAN, DOP CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR, BORROW LACES BECAUSE HIS WERE BROKEN? IF, SO, FROM WHOM?