Black Hole Park, Chocolate, Colorful Food Artist, COP, Elsie What-When, FOP, GRAMPS #3924, LOP, Me-Jane, MOP, Ms. Lessparts, POP, SLOP, Ulric Utter, YON WONDER
by eths

CANDIDATES CHANT “BRING BACK MUFFIN MAN, BRING BACK MUFFIN MAN,” INTO THE WEE HOURS OF THE NIGHT!

ME JANE KNITS CORDS TO RELAX
IN HER FREE TIME ME-JANE KNITS CORDS 

BESIDES HOSTING AN ALL NIGHT VIGIL, THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE GAVE GENEROUSLY TO THE BLACK HOLE RESCUE MISSION:

COP MAYORAL CANDIDATE ME-JANE DONATED A DAY’S SHARE OF CHOCOLATE TO RESCUE EFFORT.  “I only hope the volunteers feel the ecstasy I experience when I bite into chocolate.”

FOP CANDIDATE MS. LESSPARTS DONATED HER HUSBAND’S TIES THAT HAD PAINTED SWIM SUIT MODELS ON THEM.  “They will help keep the rescuers warm around the neck as they bravely explore the black hole.”

YON WONDER'S POTATO SMILEYS
YON WONDER’S POTATO SMILEYS

LOP CANDIDATE YON WONDER DONATED SMILEY POTATO CAKES.  “A smile goes a long way, especially in times of duress.”

ARTIST AH'S ART PIECE %22BROKEN%22
ARTIST AH’S ART PIECE, “BROKEN”

MOP CANDIDATE  ARTIST AH DONATED CRAFT SUPPLIES FOR VOLUNTEERS TO USE DURING WORK BREAKS. “My piece, ‘Broken,’ represents the sadness I feel when I think of Muffin Man and Lois Lois wondering through black matter without a map or any kind of guidance.”

INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE GRAMPS #3924 DONATED TEN NON-STOP HOURS OF PUN-TELLING.  Gramps #3924 pun:  When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ‘”fire at will.”