Author: eths

I'm OLD and have OLD skin according to two-year-olds​... and others under the age of 84. I love writing and currently am involved with a blog about a fictional town in Northern California. One of the businesses in the town of Athol is La House of Slightly Difficult Relatives. At present I am under their care until they can place me with a family who needs me.

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SNAIL SEEN WITH ERASMUS MAKING AN ESCAPE FROM SAFARI

Unidentified snail last seen with Summer the Snail

Late last night, Summer the Snail was found crushed to death on 1st Street.  It had been assumed that Summer, last seen on May 25, 2015, with an unidentified snail, willfully escaped Athol Safari Park, although owner Elsie What-When adamantly denied the possibility.  “Summer was trustworthy and loyal. The other animals in the safari park loved Summer.” 

Investigation is forthcoming. 

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Shimy is on the right.  (WARNING:  For identity-safety, real-life image of resident has been altered.) Shimola (Shimy) Ann Hime hospitalized.  Shimy was flown to unknown hospital near Lafayette, CA where they specialize in treating women who have […]

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Ulric Utter, founder of Anti-V and Anti-S Words Institute challenges the word Sporking!  “Sporking suggests violence whereas Shporking has a softer serene sound.” Will Watt, founder of Sporking Institute fires back:   “Sporking named  for LaLa […]