Shimy is on the right. (WARNING: For identity-safety, real-life image of resident has been altered.)
Shimola (Shimy) Ann Hime hospitalized. Shimy was flown to unknown hospital near Lafayette, CA where they specialize in treating women who have been shrunk by the men in their lives (WWHBSBTMITL).
Cause of hospitalization has not been released. Keep posted for further updates.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 