SHIMY HIME SURVIVES.
SHIMY HIME ON DOG’S NOSE
Early this morning, news of Shimy Hime’s progress was received from Shimy Hime’s husband, Klein Hime. She is recovering nicely after falling from a Tupperware bathtub onto the bath mat. Shimy was dehydrated by Hime when she agreed to participate in his latest scientific experiments to grow doll-size people and animals. Hime is known throughout the scientific community for his space and time-saving ideas.
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