Vicious pranks on two mayoral candidates occurred late last night. A person or persons unknown broke into the homes of Yon Wonder, LOP candidate for mayor, and Me-Jane, COP candidate for mayor, applying alien monster stickers […]
Author: eths
I'm OLD and have OLD skin according to two-year-olds... and others under the age of 85. I love writing and currently am involved with a blog about a fictional town in Northern California. One of the businesses in the town of Athol is La House of Slightly Difficult Relatives. At present I am under their care until they can place me with a family who needs me.
SYMBOL FOR LOP (LOATHE-STICKERS-ON-FRUIT AND VEGGIES) POLITICAL PARTY
Today, Yon Wonder chose the symbol for LOP party. Wonder just changed his career of Athol fitness trainer to Colorful Food Artist.
FITNESS TRAINER BECOMES FOOD ARTIST
YON WONDER, ATHOL’S FITNESS TRAINER, CHANGES CAREERS! HE’S DOING WHAT HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO: CREATE COLORFUL FOOD ART.
SLOP (SPEAK LOVINGLY POLITICAL PARTY) ENTERS RACE FOR MAYOR!
Earlier today, Ulric Utter announced his candidacy for mayor of Athol and the symbol he’s chosen for the party. Utter is founder and professor at the Anti-V(iolent) and Anti-S(cary) Words Institute. He recently proposed […]
ATHOL MAN PROVES SHORKING (SHORT SPEAKING) IS BETTER FOR FLOWERS.
Earlier today, Will Watt, Athol Word Scientist proved that flowers do not wilt as fast when placed near Shorkers (Short Speakers). Flowers near Norkers (Normal Speakers) wilted in three days, rather than in a […]
LOATHE-STICKY-LABELS-ON-FRUIT-AND-VEGGIES POLITICAL PARTY (LOP)
Yon Wonder, Athol’s fitness trainer, is running for Mayor of Athol on the newly formed Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Fruit Party (LOP) ticket. Wonder complains that stickers on produce are impossible to remove gently because he has big hands and […]
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN DENIES RESENTMENT TOWARD FRENCH TEACHER!
Elsie What-When, POP candidate for mayor, believes that Removing “La” as a prefix to Athol businesses, is more important than situating business alphabetically. “If we want to attract people to Athol, we need to appear sane!” Admittedly What-When flunked French three times.
Share this:
COP ANNOUNCES POLITICAL PARTY SYMBOL
Me-Jane, COP candidate, choses their party’s new political symbol!
CHOCOLATE-ONLY PARTY (COP) CANDIDATE ENTERS MAYORAL RACE!
Me-Jane, owner of La Hardware Store and Midwife for Fallen Mart Homes, announced her entry into the Athol Mayoral Race. Me-Jane is a staunch supporter of the Chocolate-Only-Politcal Party (COP).
ATHOL STORES SHOULD BE ALPHABETICALLY SITUATED!
IT WILL ELIMINATE CONFUSION, MUFFIN MAN, DEPENDS-UPON (DOP) POLITICAL PARTY CANDIDATE, STATED EARLIER TODAY. THE COMMUNITY OF ATHOL HAS ONE STREET. IF MUFFIN MAN’S PLAN IS SET IN MOTION, LA ANIMAL AND SALAD CAFE WILL SIT AT […]
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN HEADS POP, A NEW POLITICAL PARTY!
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN, STILL IN THE THROES OF GRIEF FROM THE DEATH OF SUMMER THE SNAIL, ANNOUNCED HER CANDIDACY IN THE MAYORAL RACE AND STARTED A NEW POLITICAL PARTY IN ATHOL, PROMISE-TO-KEEP-OUR-PROMISE (POP) PARTY.
MOP AND DOP ANNOUNCE POLITICAL SYMBOLS
Athol’s two political parties, Most-Certainly (MOC) and Depends-Upon (DOP) have announced their party symbols. As of today, one person, Muffin Man, a moderate DOP, has entered the race for Mayor. Tomorrow afternoon, Elsie What-When is expected […]
EMERGENCY TOWN COUNCIL MEETING
MINUTES of Athol Town Council meeting held on August 2, 2015, at Athol Public Library. Grammy #211 took minutes. Members present: Grammy #211 Gramps #3924 Mrs. Smith Sonny Cecil Will Watt Ms. Lessparts […]
CREATIVITY CARNIVAL: THE POCKET WATCH or TIME IN YOUR POCKET
GRAMMY #211 INTERVIEWED THREE ATHOL RESIDENTS, SHOWING EACH THE WONDERFUL SKETCH OF A POCKET WATCH BY SHAFALI (https://shafali.wordpress.com ) HERE ARE THEIR RESPONSES: HENRIETTA HUPHUP: Up in the morn. Check my pocket! Check on the […]
HUGE DISCOUNT ON SIGNS
La Sign Shop offering huge discount on signs!
SPEAK POLITELY and BE GREEN NO MATTER THE COST
Editorial correction: Unaware that our article was sabotaged, we published the TISH Pledge incorrectly. The phrases, “Speak Politely” and “Be green no matter the cost” are not part of the pledge. We apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused.
Share this:
U.S.A. RESIDENT WANTS TO BE MAYOR!
Protests erupted in Athol when U.S.A. resident announced his candidacy. Town Council will discuss legality this weekend.
MUFFIN MAN ENTERS MAYORAL RACE!
Muffin Man announced his entry into the race to the customer buying donut holes at his shop. Due to his upcoming busy schedule, MM will have to resign as curator of the Oppositional Gravity Exhibit.
TOUGH RACE AHEAD FOR ATHOL!
FIRST-EVER MAYOR TO BE ELECTED. CANDIDATES MUST EMBODY TISH PLEDGE: TO: FREE SPEECH SPEAK POLITELY LIVE GREEN LIVE GREEN NO MATTER THE COST REMAIN AUTONOMOUS EMBRACE GLOBALIZATION DEFEND BORDERS PROMOTE PEACE FIGHT TERRORISM ENFORCE NON-VIOLENCE
SCRABBLE PLAYER RECOVERING!
Hours after finishing a 72 Hour Scrabble tournament, Sonny Cecil, owner of La Seniors Fun and Frolic Club, is recovering from emergency surgery. Earlier in the day Cecil was assaulted by another Scrabble player participating […]
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 