A recent statement made by Nod Pmurt’s parrot matched words by T. Rump, bringing an escalating fear of the parrot’s health:
Athol Chocolatologist with Expertise in Cluckology Therapeutic Methodology Was Consulted:
At an Examination of the Parrot’s Brain:
Gunhilda Slightly Askew, who discovered Spotology and Its Ability to Time-Travel, Analyzed This Statement by Nod Pmurt’s Parrot:
Big Bang Theorist and Incompetence Disease Consultant:
Anna Lou Very-Picky’s Grandma, Inventor of the Proton Gatherer Seeker Beamer and Gravity Time-Squashing Expert:
WEATHER BY FIN CLEMENT:
