Gunhilda Askew, Husband of CEO, Me-Jane, Melody Agogo, Noodle Attack Specialist, Uncategorized
by eths

SPOTOLOGY OFFICIALLY DESIGNATED A SCIENCE!

A SPOTICUS WAS SEEN IN ATHOL EARLY THIS MORNING.  SPOTICI MAKES A NOISE SIMILAR TO THAT OF A COW, THOUGH THEIR MOO HAS A DOWNWARD INFLECTION.

GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW, FOUNDER OF THE SCIENCE OF SPOTOLOGY, PROVED THAT SPOTS TIME TRAVEL.

GUNHILDA ASKEW
“I CROSSED THE CALIFORNIA-ARIZONA BORDER, CARRYING A SPOTTED SESAME SEED MUFFIN AT 9 A.M. AND ARRIVED IN ARIZONA AT 10:01 A.M., THEN DROVE BACK ACROSS THE BORDER ARRIVING AT 9:02 A.M. THE SPOTTED MUFFIN HAD TRAVELED BACK AND FORTH IN TIME.”.

THIS DISCOVERY HAS ATHOLIANS ANTICIPATING CROWDS OF VISITORS.  MELODY AGOGO, PILLOW AND CLOSET ARRANGER AND OWNER OF “CLOTHES THAT HUG YOU SHOP,” COMMENTED: 

MELODY AGOGO PHOTO 3
“SPOTOLOGY WILL BRING WORLDWIDE FAME TO ATHOL, AND TOURIST BUSINESS WILL ONCE THRIVE.”

CURRENTLY MELODY AGOGO HAS A SALE ON TIES, WARNING THAT CRITICIZING THEIR APPEARANCE MAY CAUSE THEM TO TIGHTEN!

TIES

IN HIGH SCHOOL, MELODY BLACKMAILED HER MATH TEACHER WHEN SHE INADVERTENTLY HEARD HIM THROUGH A HEATING VENT PLOTTING WITH THE CHOIR DIRECTOR TO PROTEST AGAINST THE SCHOOL NUTRITIONIST FOR NOT PROVIDING WINE AND BEER AT LUNCH FOR FACULTY MEMBERS.

IN OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD, COUNTING SPOTS ON RATTLESNAKES HAS BECOME A POPULAR PASTIME.

NOODLE ATTACK AND KOHLRABI SPECIALIST SAID:

TIME MANAGER
“IT’S A MATTER OF IDENTITY, KNOWING IF THE RATTLESNAKE IS YOURS. YOU CAN IMAGINE THE HORROR OF MISIDENTIFICATION, THE ABANDONMENT ISSUES.”
SPOTTED RATTLESNAKE
NOODLE ATTACK AND KOHLRABI SPECIALIST’S PET SPOTTED RATTLESNAKE RESTING AFTER A LARGE MEAL.

 

PRIOR TO THE THE DISCOVERY THAT SPOTS TIME TRAVEL, ATHOL’S HOLEOLOGIST DISCOVERED SPOTS HAVE WEIGHT.

GIRAFFES AND THE THEORY OF SPOTS

SPOTS ON SWISS CHEESE BECAME HOLES

HUSBAND OF CEO STUDYING SPOTS

 

MRS. LONG
TODAY, THE AIR FEELS QUITE HUMID!
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