

LOTSA GREEN FROM LAFAYETTE, CA ARRIVES ON SHUTEYE FLIGHT.
After landing in Athol, Lotsa Green breakfasted on maple bacon scones, French toast panini with grilled bananas, baked gruyere with sausage omelet, salmon croquettes, and pancetta and cinnamon waffles. Food was prepared by Yon Wonder, Colorful Food Artist.

Will Catchem escorted Lotsa Green to the morgue where Summer the Snail’s body is being held.
CONSULTANT SAYS BLUE LETTUCE (LACTUCA PULCHELLA) IS NORMALLY FOUND ON ISLE ROYALE.
MORE ATHOLIANS HAVE EXCUSES FOR NOT REGISTERING TO RESCUE MUFFIN MAN!



NEW DISCOVERY! MUFFIN MAN DIDN’T WEAR LACE-UP SHOES! WHOSE BROWN LACES WERE FOUND IN THE BLACK HOLE?