RECAP OF INCIDENTS IN MAYORAL RACE:
PERSON UNKNOWN STICKS ALIEN MONSTER LABELS ON YON WONDER’S PRODUCE!
Wonder is running on the LOP (Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Produce) party. WONDER’S PARTY STATEMENT: My only concern is to keep produce from bruising. It’s got to be painful.
PERSON UNKNOWN BITES INTO ALL OF ME-JANE’S CHOCOLATE STASH!
Me-Jane is running on the COP (Chocolate-Only-Party) platform. ME-JANE’S PARTY STATEMENT: There should be easy access to chocolate for every Athol resident!
MUFFIN MAN CALLS ARTIST AN AMATEUR COLLAGIST!
Muffin Man is running on the DOP (DEPENDS-UPON-PARTY) platform. (M. Man recently disappeared into The Black Hole.) MUFFIN MAN’S PARTY STATEMENT: I believe all stores in Athol should be situated alphabetically.
Ariist Ah is running on MOP (Most-Certainly Party) platform. ARTIST AH’S PARTY STATEMENT: Mostly, I can say with certainty, I want to win a clean race, most certainly.
MORE INCIDENCES OF EVIL IN LATER EDITIONS!