Artist Ah, Black Hole Park, COP, DOP, LOP, Me-Jane, Muffin Man, YON WONDER
by eths

POLITICAL CAMPAIGN TURNS SOUR!

RECAP OF INCIDENTS IN MAYORAL RACE:

YON WONDER AND THE BOXERS
A BIRTHDAY GIFT TO YON WONDER WHICH HE RETURNED BECAUSE THE BOXERS DIDN’T HAVE DAYS OF THE WEEK SEWN ON THEM.

PERSON UNKNOWN STICKS ALIEN MONSTER LABELS ON YON WONDER’S PRODUCE!

Wonder is running on the LOP (Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Produce) party.  WONDER’S PARTY STATEMENT: My only concern is to keep produce from bruising.  It’s got to be painful.

ME-JANES'S NOTE TO TEACHER
THIS NOTE WRITTEN BY ME-JANE CONVINCED HER 6TH GRADE TEACHER TO BECOME A LADY WRESTLER.

PERSON UNKNOWN BITES INTO ALL OF ME-JANE’S CHOCOLATE STASH!

Me-Jane is running on the COP (Chocolate-Only-Party) platform.  ME-JANE’S PARTY STATEMENT: There should be easy access to chocolate for every Athol resident!

MUFFIN MAN'S BEST FRIEND
MUFFIN MAN’S ONLY FRIEND UNTIL HE WAS THREE.

MUFFIN MAN CALLS ARTIST AN AMATEUR COLLAGIST!

Muffin Man is running on the DOP (DEPENDS-UPON-PARTY) platform.  (M. Man recently disappeared into The Black Hole.) MUFFIN MAN’S PARTY STATEMENT: I believe all stores in Athol should be situated alphabetically.

ARTIST AH CALLS MUFFIN MAN A TOADY WADDLER!

Ariist Ah is running on MOP (Most-Certainly Party) platform.  ARTIST AH’S PARTY STATEMENT: Mostly, I can say with certainty, I want to win a clean race, most certainly.                                                                                                                                                    

MORE INCIDENCES OF EVIL IN LATER EDITIONS!