GRAMPS #3924, Hugh Bike Man, Independent Party, Insect Rehabilitation Center, LOP, Ms. Lessparts, Shimy Hime, YON WONDER
by eths

HUGH BIKE MAN DISAPPEARED INTO BLACK HOLE!

YON WONDER HOT MEALS 2NDWONDER MAKES PEAR, PROSCIUTTO, AND BRIE SALAD FOR HUGH BIKE MAN & VOLUNTEERS! 

Yon Wonder, running on the LOP (Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Produce) party platform, reported that Bike Man entered The Black Hole at midnight in another attempt to rescue Muffin Man.  All the volunteers returned the next afternoon except Bike Man who normally ate the largest portion of the salads Yon Wonder provided.  Wonder is concerned with how much salad to fix tomorrow.

MR. SMITH'S FAVORITE
MR. SMITH’S FAVORITE CRICKET, RECENTLY DECEASED.

MR. SMITH BUBBLE ADOREMR. SMITH, VOLUNTEER, INCOHERENT UPON HIS RETURN!

Shimy Hime and Gramps #3924, co-chairman of the Black Hole Rescue Volunteer Organization, comforted Smith and other volunteers as they returned with news of Bike Man’s disappearance.  Smith is the owner and operator of Insect Rehabilitation Center, Athol’s only insect recovery clinic.  

Gramps #3924 is running as an Independent in the mayoral race.  Shimy Hime owns La Shimy Hime’s School of Love and Clothes That Hug You.

At the time of this publication, Ms. Lessparts, Hugh Bike Man’s wife, could not be reached.  Ms. Lessparts is running on the FOP (Forgive-our-Husbands Party) platform.