LOOMING QUESTIONS:
If Muffin Man did not own brown shoe laces, where did he get them?
Now that Clothes That Hug You carries only wedding gowns, Me-Jane’s Hardware Store is the only business in Athol that stocks shoe laces When questioned, Me-Jane, COP candidate for mayor, did not recall Muffin Man coming into her store.
If anyone knows of a person who normally wears brown shoe laces but has switched to a different color, please report to this paper, no questions asked.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 