MS. NODOFF, WHIPSNAP’S CLOSEST FRIEND, FOUND RUMMAGING THROUGH WHIPSNAP’S CLOTHES! Apparently, Ms. Nodoff, Whipsnap’s closest friend, disregarded “crime scene” tape across Whipsnap’s front door and entered the apartment to try on Whipsnap’s A-shaped purple and green plaid skirt. […]
THIS BURNING QUESTION OF OTHER DISAPPEARANCES ALONG WITH WHO WROTE THE BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST necessitate the search for a census-taker and handwriting analyst. The part-time position between censuses includes benefits: Free salad on Tuesdays at La […]
MINUTES of Athol Town Council meeting held on August 2, 2015, at Athol Public Library. Grammy #211 took minutes. Members present: Grammy #211 Gramps #3924 Mrs. Smith Sonny Cecil Will Watt Ms. Lessparts […]
WHILE WE THE EDITORS BELIEVE IT IS IMPORTANT TO “SPEAK POLITELY,” THIS PHRASE IS NOT PART OF THE TISH PLEDGE.
Editorial correction: Unaware that our article was sabotaged, we published the TISH Pledge incorrectly. The phrases, “Speak Politely” and “Be green no matter the cost” are not part of the pledge. We apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused.
FIRST-EVER MAYOR TO BE ELECTED. CANDIDATES MUST EMBODY TISH PLEDGE: TO: FREE SPEECH SPEAK POLITELY LIVE GREEN LIVE GREEN NO MATTER THE COST REMAIN AUTONOMOUS EMBRACE GLOBALIZATION DEFEND BORDERS PROMOTE PEACE FIGHT TERRORISM ENFORCE NON-VIOLENCE
Hours after finishing a 72 Hour Scrabble tournament, Sonny Cecil, owner of La Seniors Fun and Frolic Club, is recovering from emergency surgery. Earlier in the day Cecil was assaulted by another Scrabble player participating […]
Passion Ata, librarian at Athol Public Library has published a new book titled, To There from the End. Place your order for a signed copy at the Library. Ms. Ata’s other published book, Found with No Breeze, is also available. […]
Hi There – My name is Beth Soloway, and I created T.I.S.H. (There is Still Hope) to have fun and introduce people to a fictional town, Athol, located in the fictional territory of T.I.S.H. My […]
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