MS. NODOFF, WHIPSNAP’S CLOSEST FRIEND, FOUND RUMMAGING THROUGH WHIPSNAP’S CLOTHES! Apparently, Ms. Nodoff, Whipsnap’s closest friend, disregarded “crime scene” tape across Whipsnap’s front door and entered the apartment to try on Whipsnap’s A-shaped purple and green plaid skirt. […]
THIS BURNING QUESTION OF OTHER DISAPPEARANCES ALONG WITH WHO WROTE THE BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST necessitate the search for a census-taker and handwriting analyst. The part-time position between censuses includes benefits: Free salad on Tuesdays at La […]
Join in the fun at Meet and Greet Party! Thank you, Dan!
MINUTES of Athol Town Council meeting held on August 2, 2015, at Athol Public Library. Grammy #211 took minutes. Members present: Grammy #211 Gramps #3924 Mrs. Smith Sonny Cecil Will Watt Ms. Lessparts […]
La Sign Shop offering huge discount on signs!
Editorial correction: Unaware that our article was sabotaged, we published the TISH Pledge incorrectly. The phrases, “Speak Politely” and “Be green no matter the cost” are not part of the pledge. We apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused.
Protests erupted in Athol when U.S.A. resident announced his candidacy. Town Council will discuss legality this weekend.
FIRST-EVER MAYOR TO BE ELECTED. CANDIDATES MUST EMBODY TISH PLEDGE: TO: FREE SPEECH SPEAK POLITELY LIVE GREEN LIVE GREEN NO MATTER THE COST REMAIN AUTONOMOUS EMBRACE GLOBALIZATION DEFEND BORDERS PROMOTE PEACE FIGHT TERRORISM ENFORCE NON-VIOLENCE
Hours after finishing a 72 Hour Scrabble tournament, Sonny Cecil, owner of La Seniors Fun and Frolic Club, is recovering from emergency surgery. Earlier in the day Cecil was assaulted by another Scrabble player participating […]
Klein Hime is flying back and forth from Tonga to Samoa across the International Date Line in order to arrive before he leaves and live forever.
La Role Model Appliances and Housewares offering huge discounts.
Passion Ata, librarian at Athol Public Library has published a new book titled, To There from the End. Place your order for a signed copy at the Library. Ms. Ata’s other published book, Found with No Breeze, is also available. […]
HERE GRAMMY #211 INTERVIEW GRAMPS #3924
Hi There – My name is Beth Soloway, and I created T.I.S.H. (There is Still Hope) to have fun and introduce people to a fictional town, Athol, located in the fictional territory of T.I.S.H. My […]