MS. NODOFF, WHIPSNAP’S CLOSEST FRIEND, FOUND RUMMAGING THROUGH WHIPSNAP’S CLOTHES!
Apparently, Ms. Nodoff, Whipsnap’s closest friend, disregarded “crime scene” tape across Whipsnap’s front door and entered the apartment to try on Whipsnap’s A-shaped purple and green plaid skirt. Keith M. Caged and Will Catchem apprehended Nodoff and upon returning the skirt to the clothes closet discovered the tunnel.
Muffin Man still has not returned from The Black Hole.
CANDIDATES TAKE MS. NODOFF’S CLASS ON CAMPAIGNING WHILE ASLEEP. The slippers in photo are required class material.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 