THIS BURNING QUESTION OF OTHER DISAPPEARANCES ALONG WITH WHO WROTE THE BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST
necessitate the search for a census-taker and handwriting analyst.
The part-time position between censuses includes benefits:
Free salad on Tuesdays at La Animal and Salad Cafe
Free bran muffin at one free visit to La Senior Fun and Frolic Club (age permitting)
Free package of hooks and nails from Me-Jane’s Hardware Store
Free bandanna for a dog from Bandannas for Dogs.
Other incentives will be added shortly.
The territory of T.I.SH., which includes the town of Athol, has never had a census taken after the first year of its founding, at which time it consisted of two people, Ima Athol and Lala Shork.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 