Mrs. Long by ethsJul 28, 201621:3007/29/2016 ANTI-V AND ANTI-S WORDS INSTITUTE OFFERS CLASSES ON SMILING!
Mrs. Long by ethsJun 30, 201600:1006/30/2016 NOD PMURT OPENS ENTERTAINMENT CENTER AT THE BLACK HOLE! COUPLE DISAPPEARS!
Mrs. Long by ethsMay 5, 201622:2605/05/2016 FLY DIES AFTER HAVING HAIR DONE; INNER BEAUTY MORE IMPORTANT!
YON WONDER by ethsApr 24, 201623:3804/24/2016 FOUR QUART POT FALLS OUT OF THE SKY AND WHACKS NOD PMURT ON THE HEAD!
Lafayette Reporter by ethsApr 4, 201621:5204/04/2016 TODAY IS OPEN REGISTRATION AT HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES!
Mrs. Long by ethsMar 19, 201617:3603/19/2016 ODOROUS OCTOPUS PLEADS NOT COMPLETELY GUILTY TO OREOS CHARGE!
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