MISSING OREOS TIED TO STREAK OF TONGUE DISPLAYS!

FAMOUS SUGAROLOGIST SAID:

NOD PMURT’S BUTLER, STAYING AT WHOOEY’S B AND B WITH NOD,  CONFESSED TO EAST BORDER SENTINEL, KEITH M. CAGED:

KEITH M. CAGED TOOK THIS PHOTO INSIDE NOD PMURT’S SUITE OF ROOMS AT MR. WHOOEY’S B AND B :

EAST BORDER SENTINEL CAGED SPOKE TO NOD PMURT:

OAFISH OCTOPUS, NOD PMURT’S COMPANION AND UNDERGROUND CONNECTION, SAID:

TOMORROW’S EDITION WILL CONTINUE TO FOLLOW THIS STORY!