THE INCIDENT HAPPENED EARLY SUNDAY MORNING, APRIL 24, 2016!

AT THE SAME TIME, A MAN IN LAFAYETTE, CA USA, WAS HIT BY A FOUR QUART POT:

YON WONDER, ATHOL’S CATERER AND FORMER FITNESS TRAINER, COMMENTED:

MEANWHILE, ARTHUR GOTCHA, ASSISTANT GUARD AT EAST BORDER PATROL, REPORTED:

FUTURE BACKSTORY: