WASHINGTON, D.C., U.S.A.: REPORT FROM DUST MITES WHO RESIDE IN NOD PMURT’S HAIR.
BREAKING NEWS:
Several days ago, The Giant’s yellow shoe was taken from The Unique To Athol Museum. Assuming The Giant had returned to take his shoe, Atholians made preparations in case he chose to remain in Athol. The Daily Atholian’s reporter comments:
MEDICAL NEWS:
Athol Man Hospitalized for Treatment of Rare Disease Similar to Overeatitus Cookieism Indigestionitus. It has been suggested that the patient partook of the cookies intended for The Giant.
Athol Physician Who Attended Patient:
Patient Who Was Hospitalized Denies He Ate Cookies:
ATHOL’S RESIDENT CLOUD:
ATHOL BUSINESSES:
Hank Yankem Prepares to Set Up Practice in Downtown:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 