WASHINGTON, D.C., U.S.A. NEWS:
Athol Bird Wins National Tweeting Competition!
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Athol Scientist #1:
For those readers who are not familiar with Falmart Homes: In 2011, Moletown (underneath Athol proper) accidentally undermined the large Athol Falmart Store. Subsequently, Deluxe Homes* were built over select departments (for example, a living room built over the Falmart sofa collection), and Surprise Homes were built randomly over any section of the demolished Falmart Store. Store items started erupting a.k.a. “birthing” into Falmart Homes in 2015.
*Due to miscalculations, some Falmart Store items have birthed into unintended areas.
Me-Jane, Athol Midwife, Handles “Birthing” of Falmart Store items into Falmart Homes.