AUTHORITIES ASSURE ATHOLIANS THERE IS NO RISK OF CONTAGION AS THERE WAS WITH CLUCKITIS, A DISEASE THAT SWEPT THROUGH ATHOL IN 2016.
An Athol Physician comments:
Silkie Suffering From Ambivalitis:ASIDE: Silkie Having a Mood Swing After Ingesting an Athol Swingaling Chickentini:
Fear of planes, trains, buses and automobiles forced this well-known scientist, specializing in Maybeitis, Couldbeitis, Probablynotitis, and Probablyitis, to climb dangerous terrain to answer Athol’s call for help. When asked if he objected to this inconvenience, he said: