Athol Man in Armor, Temporary Safari Park Manager, Explains:
Brother of Athol Man in Armor:Other Disturbing News About Athol Safari Park:
Silkie, Relative of Chickens who First Came to Athol with Ima Athol, has Stopped Clucking:
Henri, Animal Hair Stylist, Threatens to Quit His Job:NOT NECESSARILY IMPORTANT: Henri’s Mother, Athol’s Chocolatologist and Founder of Society for Women Who Gave Birth to Babies with Kitchen Utensils Embedded in Their Bodies.
NOT NECESSARILY IMPORTANT: Secretary of Society for Women Who Gave Birth to Babies with Kitchen Utensils Embedded in Their Bodies.
Safari Problem Resolution Specialist, Flown in From Death Valley, Speaks of her Short-Term Stay at House of Slightly Difficult Relatives: