Athol Man in Armor, Temporary Safari Park Manager, Explains:
Brother of Athol Man in Armor:
Other Disturbing News About Athol Safari Park:
Silkie, Relative of Chickens who First Came to Athol with Ima Athol, has Stopped Clucking: 
Henri, Animal Hair Stylist, Threatens to Quit His Job:
NOT NECESSARILY IMPORTANT: Henri’s Mother, Athol’s Chocolatologist and Founder of Society for Women Who Gave Birth to Babies with Kitchen Utensils Embedded in Their Bodies. 
Safari Problem Resolution Specialist, Flown in From Death Valley, Speaks of her Short-Term Stay at House of Slightly Difficult Relatives:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 