Early this morning, Chocolate Monster raided Me-Jane’s House. Though under sedation for shock and anguish, Me-Jane agreed to speak to our reporter:
Arthur Gotcha said he lost a few hours sleep pursuing Chocolate Monster.
Athol Chocolate Scientist #1 Claims Chocolate Monster Has Not Defied Her:
ASIDES:
Chocolatologist:
Chocolatologist’s Son, Animal Hair Stylist:
