A few days ago, Wll Wtt, advocate of *AVEWTATFLIAWASLWOPOATLW, was rushed to a local hospital where his symptoms of Repeating Vowels Until It Makes Your Friends Want to Muffle You (RVUIMYFWTMY) Illness were diagnosed. Earlier this morning, Wll Wtt made a statement regarding his recovery.
Wll Wtt’s Parents Responding to Wll’s First Sentence, Spoken at Age Two:
Athol native searched far and wide for a cure for RVUIMYFWTMY Illness affecting his beloved wife.
Meanwhile:
A Space Alien has been sighted spying on Atholians:
Space Alien Language Expert:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 