“Birthing” is the term for eruption of items into a Falmart House. Falmart Houses are built over a Falmart Store undermined by Moletown. Buyers have options: “Don’t Care Home,” and “Select Home.”
Mary and Larry Contrary bought a Don’t Care Home:
Me-Jane, Professional House Birther/Midwife has been in Chocolate Rehab at House of Slightly Difficult Relatives. She was allowed out of residence to help with the birthing at Mary and Larry Contrary’s house:
Chocolate Therapist:
Manager of House of Slightly Difficult Relatives:
Me-Jane’s Kindergarten Teacher:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 