UPDATE: The verdict is still out on whether the following breakfasts containing Silkie’s eggs caused Cheerfulness: 1) Scrambled eggs and three shots of scotch; 2) Over-easy eggs with three apricot-mango martinis; 3) Poached eggs and three Long Island iced teas, caused Cheerfulness.
ASIDE:
A Group of experts traveled to Athol to eat the same breakfasts claimed to have caused extreme happiness, sweetness, and cheerfulness.
In contradiction to original findings:
MEANWHILE, Atholians are providing excellent drama and sports for visiting testers::
Passion Ata, President of Athol Drama Club:
For Dust Mites who unintentionally or intentionally accompanied egg testers to Athol:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 