Scratching Prompts Cancellation of T. Rump’s Hair’s Dust Mite Village Chess Competition!

Athol Head Scratching Expert Expressed His Opinion as to Why T. Rump Scratches His Head:

Athol Rollyword Specialist and Authority on Think:

Dust Mite Village P. R. Reporter and Athol Cheerfulness Counselor:

T. Rump’s Childhood Counselor:

Athol Security Team Member Spoke of Security Preparation:

Athol Scientist #1 Revealed Her Anti-Itch Formula: