The following narration is wholly, TRULY, and REALLY based on fact.

In 1949, Planet Goodness situated in the galaxy of Snickers, a sister galaxy to Milky Way, created a highly advanced decluttering program.

Mistakes were rarely made with the decluttering system, such as discarding a precious book or a beloved Teddy Bear.

EXAMPLE OF ITEMS KEPT:

Nonetheless, through someone’s bad judgement, a young set of male Homo-Sapien-type triplets was sent hurtling through outer space to three areas of the United States of America situated on the North American Continent.  As luck would have it, the Homo-Sapien-type creatures from Planet Goodness landed safely without injury.

ASIDE:

Thus begins our story of one of the Homo-Sapien-type triplets from Planet Goodness.