A Study Was Done by Scientist #! in Conjunction with Warts Have Feelings Too (WHAFT) :
Scientist #1:
WHAFT Leader:
Anna Lou Very-Picky’s Grandma, Who Recently Discovered Gravity’s Ability to Time-Squash:
The Athol Chorus Singing “Wart” by Grammy #211:
Pammy and Jimmy, Owners of Athol Peanut Butter Sandwich Shop, Known for Their Clinical Trials on the Common Cold, Speak of Their Newest Discovery:
ASIDE: 2016 Trial of the Affect of Peanut Butter on Colds:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 