The Daily Atholian apologizes to Mr. Jones-Smith for publishing his name as the witness who sighted Fickle Flynn riding Athol’s mascot, Giddyup. Apparently, Jones-Smith had with good intentions lied to Mrs. Smith-Jones, stating he was working at his bug and insect rehabilitation center rather than walking to Artist Ah’s studio during which time he happened to see Flynn.
Mr. Jones-Smith, photographed in a rare moment of relaxation:
This is the second time Jones-Smith has with good intentions lied about going to Ah’s studio. The first time involved a report about rubbing an ailing wasp’s tummy.
The Daily Atholian means no offense to Jones-Smith, but perhaps he should submit news items anonymously.
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