HAIR MAINTENANCE CREW PREPARES FOR T. RUMP’S ARRIVAL IN ATHOL!

 

A Daily Atholian Reporter spoke to Rump’s Hair Stylist, Athol’s Very Own Artist Ah.

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Athol’s Cheerfulness Counselor and Public Relations for T. Rump’s Hair Gives The Daily Atholian a First-Hand Scoop :

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Mr. Jones-Smith, Founder of Athol Insect and Bug Rehabilitation Center:

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Dust Mite Maintenance Crew:

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Dust Mite Movement Therapist Explains Her Involvement :

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Custodial Services Manager:

cleaner-1-mitesCalming music therapy is not possible to use on the Dust Mites in Rump’s hair because Rump must never know he is the host of the insects’ village.  Nevertheless, Mr. Jones-Smith asked that we share this photo from early in 2016.

CATERPILLAR 2 MUSIC THERAPY

 

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