Atholians: An Exceptional People: Kohlrabi, Not Your Average Vegetable!

In her journal, Ima writes, “Lulu prepares wonderful meals for us.  Generally, I do the hunting and gathering, though we had to leave behind a delicious looking opossum when Lulu got too friendly with a farmer’s son.

Athol Poopologist, involved in solving the cause of Incompetence that swept through Athol in 2016, reported: 

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Ima continues, “Today, I planted another kohlrabi.  I space them far apart so when they grow to adulthood they won’t be close together and create a nuisance like they did in Lafayette, CA.

Editor’s note: *Ima may be referring to the Kohlrabi Revenge in 1911 during which Lafayette residents were attacked and restrained by kohlrabi until they signed a pledge to never cook or eat another kohlrabi.  

ASIDE: The We Do Not Hold a Grudge Against Ima for Introducing Aggressive Kohlrabi to Athol (WDNHAGAIFIAKTA) Committee Spokespersons said: 

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Sheep Behavioralist
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Athol Cheerfulness Counselor

Similar to the Kohlrabi Revolution in 2016, Ima writes of kohlrabies attacking their tent:ima-athol-three-kohlrabiReaders may remember these photos of the Athol 2016 Kohlrabi Revolution.

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HELICOPTER PILOT KOHLRABI

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A modern-day representation of Lulu Spork, founder of Sporking a.k.a. Short Speaking.

 

 

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