MS. NODOFF’S MOTHER:
ASIDE: Ms. Nodoff, President of Nodoff School for Sleepwalkers:
Henry Yankem, Cousin of Mae Pullham, Athol’s Dentist #1, Spoke of the One-on-One Bonding Class with his Parrot:
Athol Backup Tooth Fairy and Part-time Substitute Dentist spoke in Confidence about Henry Yankem:
In Other News, it’s confirmed Mr. Jones-Smith Attended a Week-Long Course at “Relearning to Rub Your Wasps Tummy Institute” along with thousands of other participants. 
JUST IN: Spatula Behavioralist and Spokesperson for Duster who Disappeared Last Week:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 