Athol Welcomes Conference on Parrot Speech and Its Implications!

Day One Conference Coverage:

MEET AND GREET: 

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MORNING CLASS: “The Emotional Hardships of Being a Parrot,” taught by Athol’s Animal Hair Stylist.animal-hair-stylist-parrot-anguish

LUNCH BREAK: Passion Ata, Athol librarian and Drama Club President will entertain attendees:

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The Daily Atholian’s Food Columnist:

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AFTERNOON CLASS:  “Creative Uses of Birdseed,” taught by Artist Ah. 

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DAY END COMMENTS:

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Nod Pmurt’s parrot is undergoing intensive speech replacement therapy.

 

ASIDES:

Manager of House of Slightly Difficult Relatives speaks of one of his guests from the conference, Vlad Jones, Parrot Word Counselor:

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Vlad Jones, Parrot Word Counselor commented:

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Vlad’s mother, Mary Jane, Sheep Educationist, accompanied her son:vlads-mother-and-sheep-educationalist-chainsaws

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