BREAKING NEWS:  NOD PMURT’S ABANDONED PARROT TARGETS ATHOL’S SIDEWALKS AND WINDOWS!

THE PARROT, ADOPTED BY THE MAN IN ARMOR, HAS BEEN NAMED “MARY POPPINS” IN THE HOPE SHE WILL EMULATE GOODNESS.

ATHOL’S WINDOW WASHER COMMENTED:

PASSION ATA, ATHOL LIBRARIAN AND DRAMA CLUB PRESIDENT, COMMENTED:

MEANWHILE ULRIC UTTER , FOUNDER OF THE ANTI-V (VIOLENT) AND ANTI-S (SCARY) WORDS INSTITUTE, COMMENTED ON THE USE OF THE WORD “POOP.”

PASSION ATA, OWNER OF ATHOL ART GALLERY, AND INSTRUCTOR OF TEA BAG SCULPTURE CLASSES:

ATHOL SCIENTIST #1:

MARY’S TIME MANAGER:

IN HER FREE TIME, MARY POPPINS IS ATTENDING REPLACEMENT SPEECH THERAPY, TWICE DAILY:

WILL WATT, FOUNDER OF ATHOL SHORKING UNIVERSITY, TEACHES COURSES ON SHORT SPEAKING IN AN EFFORT TO LESSEN THE IMPACT OF HOT AIR ON THE OZONE.

WEATHER FORECAST BY FIN CLEMENT:

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