MATTRESSES AND BEDS BIRTH INTO THE JONES-SMITH FALMART HOME!

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MR. JONES-SMITH WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.  HE WAS TENDING PATIENTS IN HIS INSECT AND SPIDER REHABILITATION CLINIC.

INSECTS INJURED DURING BIRTHING:

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WHEN ASKED HOW SHE WAS COPING WITH THE BIRTHING, MRS. JONES-SMITH REPLIED:

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EXPLANATION OF BIRTHING:

“Birthing” describes the process of items from the demolished  FalMart Store erupting into houses built over the destroyed store.  Moles from Moletown were responsible for the destruction, however it was not done with malicious intent.

ME-JANE, FALMART HOMES MIDWIFE, REPORTED:

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ATHOL MAN WITH DRILL WAS CALLED IN TO HELP:

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UNDERMINED FALMART STORE’S MANAGER:

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ATHOL FORGIVENESS COUNSELOR REFERS TO HIS MEETING WITH MR. JONES-SMITH:

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SIDETRACK:

AN ARACHNOLOGIST MR. JONES-SMITH SPOKE WITH:

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