IN THE MIDST OF STARTLING NEWS ABOUT KEITH M. CAGED PLAYING MONOPOLY WHILE ON GUARD DUTY, REPORTS ARE DELUGING THE DAILY ATHOLIAN OF AN IN-PROGRESS CANDYLAND COMPETITION!  

ARTHUR GOTCHA, GUARD AND PATROL OFFICER, DESCRIBED HOW HE DISCOVERED THE GAME-PLAYING IN ATHOL’S UNDERGROUND MAZE:

ASIDE:

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED SCIENTIST #1 AND CANDYLAND COMPETITIONS AUTHORITY:

SIDETRACKS:

FORGIVENESS COUNSELOR:

CHOCOLATOLOGIST:

ANNA LOU VERY PICKY’S GRANDMA AND GRAVITY-TIME- SQUASHING SPECIALIST:

COMPLAINTS HAVE RUN RAMPANT THAT THE DONUT HOLE WAS CLOSED BECAUSE OF THE COMPETITION.  MUFFIN MAN, OWNER OF THE RESTAURANT SAID:YET LATER, MAE PULLHAM, ATHOL DENTIST, SAID:

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN, WHO LOST HER SNAIL SUMMER A YEAR AGO AND OWNER OF ATHOL EMOTIONS CLINIC: