IN JANUARY 2016, IMA ATHOL’S BRAIN DISAPPEARED FROM THE ATHOL HISTORICAL EXHIBIT.  FOUND SEVERAL DAYS LATER, IT WAS PUT THROUGH RESTORATIVE MEASURES, BUT REMAINED DEHYDRATED.  EARLY THIS MORNING, IT WAS DETERMINED IMA’S BRAIN HAS LOST ALL RESEMBLANCE TO IT’S FORMER SELF.

IMA ATHOL’S GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT NIECE:

ATHOLIANS’ REACTIONS:

ATHOL SCIENTIST #1 SAID:

MR. JONES-SMITH, DIRECTOR OF ATHOL INSECT REHABILITATION CLINIC:

BRAIN CLEANING SPECIALIST:

TESTIMONIALS REGARDING BRAIN CLEANER:

ATHOL’S WEALTHIEST RESIDENT, (THOUGH NOD PMURT CLAIMS HE IS) OCCUPATION UNKNOWN:

BRAIN CLEANER’S MANICURIST:

MANAGER OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES COMMENTED ON BRAIN CLEANER: