LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED ATHOL HAIR STYLIST WHO FOUND THE YELLOW SHOE AND RECENTLY SUFFERED FROM NONSEQUITURITIS:
WILL CATCHEM, EAST BORDER GUARD REPORTED:
WOMAN WHO PLAYS THE ACCORDION AND IS ALSO ATHOL’S ACRONYMIST SAID:
CHOCOLATOLOGIST WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A BOY BORN WITH A KNIFE IN HIS HEAD:
ATHOL FORGIVENESS COUNSELOR:
ASIDE 1:
MEDODY AGOGO, OWNER OF CLOTHES THAT HUG YOU, COMMENTED:
ASIDE 2:
NOD PMURT’S BUTLER SAID: