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CHAOS IN ATHOL! ME-JANE (AMONG OTHERS) UNDER OBSERVATION!

ME-JANE, FALMART HOMES MIDWIFE, ALSO KNOWN FOR A CHOCOLATE ADDICTION, HAS REPORTEDLY SWITCHED TO CANDIED HEARTS!

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED A LAB TECHNICIAN WHO ADMITTED SHE SHOULD NOT BE GIVING OPINIONS ON BLOOD TESTS:

LEAD REPORTER CHOCOLATE FOR CANDIED HEARTS

LAB TECHNICIAN ME-JANE

CANDY HEARTS IN ME-JANE'S HOUSE

DR. LONG, HEART CANDY SPECIALIST, ADVISED:

DR. LONG VALENTINE'S STASH

ME-JANE 2
PHOTO OF ME-JANE AS SEEN BEFORE HER SETBACK.

ATHOL SAFARI PARK ANIMAL HAIR STYLIST SAID:

ANIMAL HAIR STYLIST ME-JANE

CHOCOLATOLOGIST:

CHOCOLATOLOGIST 83% DARK CHOCOLATE

CHOCOLATE CANDY BROKEN
ON 8/12/15, ME-JANE CLAIMED SOMEONE HAD BROKEN INTO HER LOCKED-UP STASH OF CHOCOLATE AND BITTEN INTO ALL OF THE PIECES. LATER SHE ADMITTED SHE MADE UP THE CLAIM.

ATHOL FORGIVENESS COUNSELOR SUGGESTED:

FORGIVENESS COUNSELOR FORGIVE ME-JANE

ASIDE:

ME-JANE WAS MIDWIFE AT THESE FALMART HOMES’ BIRTHINGS:

OWER OWENS ON THE ROOF

PLAYGROUND SET BIRTHED

FUTURE BACKSTORY:

BACKSTORY CHAOTIC ILLOGIC

 

MRS. LONG CAN'T WAIT