MR. SMITH-JONES, HEAD OF ATHOL REHABILITATION CLINIC FOR INSECTS, SHARED THESE PHOTOS OF ANTS REACTING TO “I’VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN.”
ATHOL SCIENTIST EXPLAINED THE PHENOMENON:
ATHOL SCIENTIST #2 CONTINUED THE EXPLANATION:
THE J. J. HEIMER-SCHMIDTS MOVED NEAR THE BLACK HOLE MONTHS AGO TO BENEFIT FROM THE CONSTANT BREEZE:
THE ATHOL SENIOR FUND AND FROLIC CENTER WENT ON A FIELD TRIP TO HEAR THE MUSIC:
FUTURE BACKSTORY:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 