LEAD REPORTER AND WILL WATT DEMONSTRATED HOW SHORKERS GREET ONE ANOTHER:

IMA ATHOL HISTORICAL MUSEUM HONORED LULU SHORK:

HALF-DAY COURSES OFFERED FOR SHORKERS:

MS. MODOFF’S SCHOOL OF SLEEPWALKING:

SENSITIVITY SCHOOL FOR ALIEN AWARENESS: HOW TO REACT TO A SPACE ALIEN IN SHORKING:

ATHOL DRAMA CLUB – SHAKESPEARE FOR SHORKERS:  AN EXAMPLE FROM HAMLET:

BE NOT BE QUESTION,

WOBBLER SUFFER SLARROWS OF OUTRAGUNE

OR TARMS AGAINST SOUBLES,

AND, BYPOSING, ENDEM.

PASSION ATA, PRESIDENT OF ATHOL DRAMA CLUB COMMENTED:

SCIENCE EXHIBIT PROVED SHORKING REDUCES HUMIDITY:

SHORKING VERSION:

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