SHORKERS UNIVERSITY HOLDS CONVENTION IN ATHOL!

U.S.A. AND ATHOL SHORKERS GATHERED AT CONVENTION SPONSORED BY WILL WATT AND SHORKING INSTITUTE TO PROMOTE SHORKING.  ASKED TO GIVE AN EXAMPLE OF NORKING (NORMAL SPEAKING) AND SHORKING (SHORT SPEAKING), WILL WATT REPLIED:

WILL WATT GIMATO PLODED

DEMONSTRATIONS OF NORKING VS. SHORKING

MAN BALANCED ON CHIMNEY SHORKING

PERSON STEPPING ON BANANA PEEL SHOSRKING

HOUSE ON EDGE OF CLIFF SHORKING

STRIKING SNAKE SNORKING

TOMORROW’S EDITION WILL INCLUDE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS LIKE THE ONE SHOWN BELOW DEMONSTRATING HOW NORKING HEATS UP THE ENVIRONMENT WITH UNNECESSARY HOT AIR:

CAMEL EXHAUSTED FROM NORKING

MRS. LONG BIRDWATCHING GROUP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WILL WATT LESS GLOBAL WARMING

 

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