Connection Authority, Elsie What-When, Lafayette Reporter, Mr. Jones-Smith, Mrs. Long
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AMID CONFUSION, AUTHORITY CALLS THE DAILY ATHOLIAN SILLY!

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWS CONNECTION AUTHORITY:

LEAD REPORTER SILLY

FAMOUS GIANT TOMATO AND TOILET PLUNGER AUTHORITY
FAMOUS CONNECTION AUTHORITY IS ALSO KNOWN FOR DISCOVERING THE CONNECTION BETWEEN TRIANGLES AND PEANUT BUTTER.

 

MR. JONES-SMITH, OWNER OF ATHOL REHABILITATION INSECT CLINIC, COMMENTING ON THE CRITIC:

MR. JONES-SMITH CENTIPEDE

ELSIE WHAT-WHERE WAS IT SILLY!

DR. LONG, ATHOL THERAPIST, KNOWN FOR HIS SPECIALIZING IN PASTA, SHOELACE, HURTFUL WORD, EMOTIONS-RELATED-TO- COOKIES THERAPY, AMONG OTHERS :

DR. LONG SILLINESS

ATHOL COUPLE WHO SURVIVED THE BLACK HOLE, CONTRACTED CONFUSION AND SILLINESS:

ATHOL COUPLE WHO SURVIVED THE BLACK HOLE

MRS. LONG WORK FOR A NEWSPAPER

 

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